by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Issues Editor
Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Extreme: 6thRudest Citizens: 28th
The Second Best of
Anarchy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Map Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Noahs Second Country

Population15.496 billion

Capitalsecond best capital city
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.496 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of second best capital city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 6,692 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,879 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,013,583 per year while the poor average 4,288, a ratio of 935 to 1.

The nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 14,874th in the world and 380th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,785.95016254672 days.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Extreme: 6thRudest Citizens: 28thHighest Crime Rates: 82ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thMost Armed: 96thHighest Drug Use: 97thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 104thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 124thFattest Citizens: 127thMost Avoided: 132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 201stLargest Gambling Industry: 263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 297thLargest Retail Industry: 306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 442ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 455thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505thHighest Average Incomes: 824thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,109thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,187thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,212thMost Efficient Economies: 1,404thMost Politically Free: 1,478thMost Pro-Market: 1,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,545thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,545thLargest Mining Sector: 1,651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,777thHighest Economic Output: 1,963rdMost Secular: 2,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,492ndMost Cultured: 2,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,783rdSmartest Citizens: 2,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,971stTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,037thMost Inclusive: 7,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,092ndMost Influential: 13,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,959thMost Stationary: 14,874thTop
10%
Nudest: 15,367thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,303rdLargest Governments: 19,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,729thLargest Populations: 25,411thLargest Black Market: 26,932nd
Top
1%
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 101st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionNudest: 289th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 368th in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionLargest Black Market: 385th in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 482nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 531st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 577th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.

More...

Report