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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Rudest Citizens: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 78th
The Second Best of
Anarchy
The Second Best Nation in the World!
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Noahs Second Country

Population9.171 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.171 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 353,727 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,285,614 per year while the poor average 3,533, a ratio of 929 to 1.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 239,595th in the world and 9,660th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -56.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 78thMost Armed: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 132ndFattest Citizens: 144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 167thMost Avoided: 223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 378thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 412thMost Rebellious Youth: 452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,323rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,385thMost Efficient Economies: 1,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,701stMost Politically Free: 1,737thMost Pro-Market: 1,793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,099thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,251stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,941stMost Influential: 3,044thHighest Economic Output: 4,315thNudest: 4,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndMost Cultured: 5,607thSmartest Citizens: 7,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,889thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,196thMost Secular: 10,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,661stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,795thMost Extreme: 15,918thLargest Black Market: 17,527thMost Inclusive: 19,376thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,473rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,721st
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionMost Extreme: 127th in the regionNudest: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 408th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 447th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 521st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 522nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 690th in the regionLargest Black Market: 716th in the regionMost Stationary: 785th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 860th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 909th in the regionMost Influential: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Noah can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the official Second Best Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Noah's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.

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