|Capital||Second Best Capital City|
|Faith||Second Best Religion|
|Currency||second best currency|
|Animal||second best animal|
The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.115 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 312,360 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,898,487 per year while the poor average 3,157, a ratio of 917 to 1.
Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Second Best Moonshine", it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Second Best Religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Second Country endorsed The Kingdom of Narkeborg.
- : Noahs Second Country endorsed The Kingdom of Rhorotandion.
- : Noahs Second Country endorsed The Republic of Majavet.
- : Noahs Second Country endorsed The Republic of -Southeast Korea-.
- : Noahs Second Country endorsed The Kingdom of Wallonie and Vlaanderen.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Second Best Moonshine".
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic.
- : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
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