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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38thRudest Citizens: 55th
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Noahs Second Country

Population7.115 billion

CapitalSecond Best Capital City
FaithSecond Best Religion

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.115 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 312,360 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,898,487 per year while the poor average 3,157, a ratio of 917 to 1.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Second Best Moonshine", it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Second Best Religion.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 220,083rd in the world and 13,315th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,157.71 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38thRudest Citizens: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 124thMost Influential: 133rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157thMost Armed: 166thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 175thFattest Citizens: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 229thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 301stMost Avoided: 335thLargest Gambling Industry: 337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 801stMost Rebellious Youth: 887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,354thLargest Mining Sector: 1,649thHighest Average Incomes: 1,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,902ndHighest Drug Use: 2,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,203rdMost Politically Free: 2,274thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,522ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,559thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,476thHighest Economic Output: 6,219thMost Cultured: 8,820thMost Pro-Market: 10,658thTop
Most Secular: 11,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,992ndMost Extreme: 12,159thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,520thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,094thLargest Black Market: 15,273rdSmartest Citizens: 18,907thNudest: 21,353rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 235th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 239th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionMost Extreme: 324th in the regionMost Cultured: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 463rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionLargest Black Market: 537th in the regionNudest: 604th in the regionMost Secular: 631st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 712th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 871st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 958th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,154th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,284th in the region

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