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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,862ndMost Armed: 2,869thFattest Citizens: 3,225th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
halal in the streets; haram in the sheets
Clash Royale King
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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No-Homo Land

Population5.393 billion

CapitalTrain-Wreck City
LeaderClash Royale King
FaithNo-Homo

CurrencyHomiecoin
AnimalGriddinator

The Empire of No-Homo Land is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Clash Royale King with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.393 billion Homies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Train-Wreck City. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient No-Homo Landian economy, worth 808 trillion Homiecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,824 Homiecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Homiecoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Griddinator Nebula, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. No-Homo Land's national animal is the Griddinator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No-Homo.

No-Homo Land is ranked 194,987th in the world and 4,784th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 53.95900713288 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,862ndMost Armed: 2,869thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,225thMost Avoided: 4,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,641stLargest Black Market: 9,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,848thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,924thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,257thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,454thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,359thMost Patriotic: 21,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,254thMost Efficient Economies: 29,323rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 141st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 178th in the regionFattest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Avoided: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 572nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 625th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 681st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the regionLargest Black Market: 777th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 833rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 850th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 864th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : No-Homo Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : No-Homo Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : No-Homo Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, billions of Homiecoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Griddinator Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, cynics say that Clash Royale King's speeches are a leading cause of death.
  • : No-Homo Land's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in No-Homo Land, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.

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