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Most Armed: 2,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,154th
The Republic of Paraguay of
Father Knows Best State
Peace and justice
Eduardo Schaerer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.337 billion

LeaderEduardo Schaerer

AnimalBell Bird

The Republic of Paraguay of NIWAE is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eduardo Schaerer with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.337 billion NIWAEÑOS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asunción. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NIWAENSE economy, worth 617 trillion Guaranis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 185,090 Guaranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NIWAE's national animal is the Bell Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is católic.

NIWAE is ranked 105,277th in the world and 48th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,216.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Armed: 2,336thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,154thMost Inclusive: 5,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,554thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,183rdMost Secular: 7,399thLowest Crime Rates: 7,993rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,393rdMost Developed: 8,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,870thLargest Governments: 9,238thMost Efficient Economies: 9,833rdNicest Citizens: 9,995thHealthiest Citizens: 11,100thSmartest Citizens: 11,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,537thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,653rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,048thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,769thLargest Black Market: 19,413thMost Cultured: 19,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,282ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,061st
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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