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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,262nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Glory to The Brave People of Nislavic!
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Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Nislavic

Population2.331 billion

CapitalNew Nislavia
LeaderPresident Just David
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNislavic Pounds
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Nislavic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Just David with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.331 billion Nislavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nislavia. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nislavian economy, worth 342 trillion Nislavic Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,756 Nislavic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nislavic's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nislavic is ranked 148,351st in the world and 3,065th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,967thMost Developed: 15,155thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,694thLargest Governments: 15,707thMost Devout: 15,911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,089thMost Cultured: 21,026thMost Patriotic: 22,937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,116thMost Efficient Economies: 23,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,620thSmartest Citizens: 23,808thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,556thHighest Average Incomes: 25,911thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,226thHighest Food Quality: 27,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,215thMost Inclusive: 28,648th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 230th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 293rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionLargest Governments: 302nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 383rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 430th in the regionMost Devout: 436th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionRudest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 494th in the regionMost Patriotic: 508th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 510th in the regionMost Cultured: 514th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 539th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 556th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 556th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 596th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 607th in the regionMost Inclusive: 607th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 614th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 627th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nislavic was endorsed by The F1 2015 Veteran of TescoPepsi.
  • : Nislavic was endorsed by The Eggdog-Abundant Haven of United States Of Alpha.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nislavic, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Nislavic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Devout.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Orcuo, Chocolatistan, New Anarchisticstan, Toerana, Arctic Lands, United States Of Alpha, and TescoPepsi.

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