Population | 2.331 billion |
Capital | New Nislavia |
Leader | President Just David |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Nislavic Pounds |
Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of Nislavic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Just David with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.331 billion Nislavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nislavia. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nislavian economy, worth 342 trillion Nislavic Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,756 Nislavic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nislavic's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Nislavic is ranked 148,351st in the world and 3,065th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nislavic was endorsed by The F1 2015 Veteran of TescoPepsi.
- : Nislavic was endorsed by The Eggdog-Abundant Haven of United States Of Alpha.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Nislavic, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Nislavic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Devout.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Orcuo, Chocolatistan, New Anarchisticstan, Toerana, Arctic Lands, United States Of Alpha, and TescoPepsi.