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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 671stHighest Crime Rates: 717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 728th
The Pagan City of
Capitalist Paradise
City of Sin
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ninive

Population32.836 billion

CapitalNinive

CurrencySin
Animalgoat

The Pagan City of Ninive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.836 billion Niniveans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninive. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ninivean economy, worth a remarkable 6,315 trillion Sins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,344 Sins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,774 per year while the poor average 11,554, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Elections have recently been reintroduced to Ninive, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and some members of Parliament are illiterate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ninive's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ninive is ranked 233,375th in the world and 7,114th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.2190476398 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 671stHighest Crime Rates: 717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 728thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 868thLargest Insurance Industry: 924thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 986thMost Armed: 1,156thMost Avoided: 1,195thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,470thFattest Citizens: 1,715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,834thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,954thHighest Economic Output: 2,189thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,232ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,084thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,492ndRudest Citizens: 7,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,033rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,720thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,996thHighest Average Incomes: 11,383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,787thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,365thMost Pro-Market: 25,776thSmartest Citizens: 27,218thMost Secular: 27,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,120th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 137th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 286th in the regionRudest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 561st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 570th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 770th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 774th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 998th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,024th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,034th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ninive was refounded in Balder.
  • : Ninive ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Ninive's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ninive's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ninive was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Ninive ceased to exist in Vatican.
  • : Ninive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.

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