Population | 32.836 billion |
Capital | Ninive |
Currency | Sin |
Animal | goat |
The Pagan City of Ninive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.836 billion Niniveans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninive. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Ninivean economy, worth a remarkable 6,315 trillion Sins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,344 Sins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,774 per year while the poor average 11,554, a ratio of 108 to 1.
Elections have recently been reintroduced to Ninive, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and some members of Parliament are illiterate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ninive's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ninive is ranked 233,375th in the world and 7,114th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.2190476398 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ninive's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ninive was refounded in Balder.
- : Ninive ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Ninive's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ninive's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ninive was refounded in Osiris.
- : Ninive ceased to exist in Vatican.
- : Ninive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.