The Commonwealth of NikolayHD is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Primus inter pares with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.471 billion NikolayHDians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svatovia. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NikolayHDian economy, worth 211 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,600 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NikolayHD's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Live and let live.

NikolayHD is ranked 279,838^th in the world and 67^th in India for Most Extreme, scoring 5.88 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.