The New Dáxlamic Commonwealth of Nikitalan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.649 billion Nikitalanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crosbia. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nikitalanian economy, worth 269 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,227 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikitalan's national animal is the Evergreen Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Nikitalan is ranked 299,731^st in the world and 178^th in Declansburg for Most Secular, with 5.93 Atheism Rate.