The United States of Nidobhan Artisan 39 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.262 billion Nidobhan Artisan 39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nidobhan Artisan 39ian economy, worth 257 trillion lemons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,015 lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the sun now sets on the Nidobhan Artisan 39ian Empire, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nidobhan Artisan 39's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nidobhan Artisan 39 is ranked 300,978th in the world and 601st in Narvatus Card Farm for Nicest Citizens, with 1.04 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nidobhan Artisan 39's influence in Narvatus Card Farm fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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Nidobhan Artisan 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, the sun now sets on the Nidobhan Artisan 39ian Empire.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
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Nidobhan Artisan 39 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Nidobhan Artisan 39's influence in Narvatus Card Farm fell from "Hermit" to "Squire".
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Nidobhan Artisan 39, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.