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Most Patriotic: 888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,230thLargest Mining Sector: 1,709th
The United Communist Ex-Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Operantur in mundo adunare!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population1.363 billion



The United Communist Ex-Kingdom of Nicholas and Great Britain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.363 billion Nicholas and Great Britishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 263 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,419 NichoPounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Nicholas's praises, organ donation is compulsory, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 210,366th in the world and 7,072nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -230.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Patriotic: 888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,230thLargest Mining Sector: 1,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,943rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,167thTop
Most Secular: 2,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,768thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,798thMost Conservative: 4,025thMost Authoritarian: 4,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,807thMost Avoided: 4,875thLargest Black Market: 6,220thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,304thHighest Average Incomes: 7,579thLowest Crime Rates: 10,203rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,378thMost Extreme: 18,417thLargest Governments: 19,540thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,280thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,508th
Most Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Conservative: 185th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Avoided: 218th in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionMost Extreme: 291st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 588th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 649th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 669th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 675th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 733rd in the region

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