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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,786thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,356th
The Ijoba Aiku of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
A Land of Roots, A Future of Growth
Kiongozi Mkuu
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ngoltang

Population9.705 billion

CapitalNgol Mji
LeaderKiongozi Mkuu

CurrencyNgol
AnimalÌkookò

The Ijoba Aiku of Ngoltang is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kiongozi Mkuu with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.705 billion Ngoltangians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngol Mji. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ngoltangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion Ngols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,549 Ngols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ngoltang's national animal is the Ìkookò, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ngoltang is ranked 222,886th in the world and 125th in Africa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 411.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,786thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,356thSafest: 5,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,837thMost Developed: 6,567thSmartest Citizens: 6,568thMost Pacifist: 7,523rdMost Inclusive: 8,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,248thHighest Food Quality: 10,055thNicest Citizens: 10,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,238thMost Secular: 15,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,706thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,366thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,089thHighest Economic Output: 23,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,429thLowest Crime Rates: 27,910thHighest Average Incomes: 28,118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,131stMost Income Equality: 31,781stLargest Governments: 32,089th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Ngoltang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, Ngoltangian doors require a Ph.D. to open.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngoltang, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.

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