The Ijoba Aiku of Ngoltang is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kiongozi Mkuu with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.705 billion Ngoltangians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngol Mji. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ngoltangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion Ngols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,549 Ngols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ngoltang's national animal is the Ìkookò, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ngoltang is ranked 222,886th in the world and 125th in Africa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 411.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Ngoltang, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kiongozi Mkuu is a silly poophead.
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Ngoltang, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
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Ngoltang, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
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Ngoltang, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
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Ngoltang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
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Ngoltang, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy.
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Ngoltang, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
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Ngoltang, Ngoltangian doors require a Ph.D. to open.
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Ngoltang, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
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Ngoltang, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.