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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,934thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,230th
The Survivors of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing scares me more than the thought of losing you
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NezuShi

Population7.494 billion

CapitalNo 6
LeaderSafu
FaithCards

Currencyyen
Animalrat

The Survivors of NezuShi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Safu with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.494 billion NezuShians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No 6. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NezuShian economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,024 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 826,251 per year while the poor average 22,702, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, Safu is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NezuShi's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

NezuShi is ranked 35,696th in the world and 17th in Temporary Home for Most Stationary, with 1,268.88215319268 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,934thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,230thMost Armed: 6,231stLargest Black Market: 6,815thMost Secular: 7,339thLargest Mining Sector: 7,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,779thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,795thMost Efficient Economies: 9,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,390thNudest: 11,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,490thLargest Governments: 12,688thLargest Retail Industry: 13,705thHighest Average Incomes: 14,321stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,222ndMost Developed: 18,125thMost Cultured: 18,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,969thLowest Crime Rates: 20,525thHighest Economic Output: 20,826thMost Influential: 25,555thMost Patriotic: 27,212th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NezuShi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, Safu is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous NezuShian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, at least 4 unique companies in NezuShi claim to sell Eckie-Cola.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in NezuShi, the newest shade developed by NezuShi's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.

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