The Maritime Country of Newfoundland and Gaspesie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pierre Poilievre with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.109 billion Newfoundlander and Gaspésians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Johns. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfoundlander and Gaspésian economy, worth 651 trillion Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,598 Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the atmosphere in Newfoundlander and Gaspésian boardrooms is turning more gay, and the new one Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterling coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfoundland and Gaspesie's national animal is the Newfoundland Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Newfoundlanderism.

Newfoundland and Gaspesie is ranked 7,400^th in the world and 348^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 124.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.