Population | 30.051 billion |
Capital | Tarnagar |
Leader | Doctor Sigmundus |
Faith | the Teachings of Doctor Sigmundus |
Currency | Cred |
Animal | Puca |
The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Sigmundus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.051 billion Newer Gehennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarnagar. The average income tax rate is 3.1%.
The enormous but inefficient Gehennian economy, worth a remarkable 6,874 trillion Creds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,762 Creds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, children play a simplified version of hopscotch, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Newer Gehenna's national animal is the Puca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Teachings of Doctor Sigmundus.
Newer Gehenna is ranked 137,234th in the world and 1,386th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,289.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Newer Gehenna, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
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Newer Gehenna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Newer Gehenna, children play a simplified version of hopscotch.
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Newer Gehenna, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
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Newer Gehenna, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended.
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Newer Gehenna, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Newer Gehenna.
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Newer Gehenna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Newer Gehenna, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
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Newer Gehenna, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
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Newer Gehenna, Gehennian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.