Population | 2.227 billion |
Capital | Minneapolis |
Leader | Reech |
Faith | Don't Be An Asshole |
Currency | Husker |
Animal | GutterSnipe |
The Free Land of NewDayRising is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reech with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.227 billion MouldyHarts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NewDayRisingian economy, worth 222 trillion Huskers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,130 Huskers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, parking's carefree without parking car fees, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewDayRising's national animal is the GutterSnipe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Don't Be An Asshole.
NewDayRising is ranked 4,307th in the world and 129th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 156.75 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, increasing numbers of children in NewDayRising have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, Reech's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in NewDayRising, NewDayRising is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.