The Democratic Republic of Newadonis is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 845 million Newadonisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Newadonisian economy, worth 61.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,106 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, nose plugs are the latest Newadonisian fashion accessory, Leader has just been declared ruler of Newadonis in an international press conference, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newadonis's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Newadonis is ranked 59,903^rd in the world and 64^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.