The Cosmo-Singularity Reich of Newa Paldosted is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Solanzi Wilhelm with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.978 billion Paldostedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosovo. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paldostedian economy, worth 971 trillion Dunkelwährungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,144 Dunkelwährungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Newa Paldosted, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newa Paldosted's national animal is the Void Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Voidism.

Newa Paldosted is ranked 1,723^rd in the world and 1^st in Avaldonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.61 law-abiding acts per hour.