by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,299thMost Armed: 1,365thMost Devout: 1,410th
The Nationalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Suid-Afrika en die ler
Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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New South African

Population3.667 billion

LeaderEmperor Karl Van De Klerck I


The Nationalist Empire of New South African is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.667 billion South africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South african economy, worth 890 trillion Rans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 242,826 Rans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South African's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianisme.

New South African is ranked 242,454th in the world and 118th in First World Order for Most Secular, with 0.98 Atheism Rate.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,299thMost Armed: 1,365thMost Devout: 1,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,799thLargest Governments: 2,009thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,259thMost Efficient Economies: 2,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,366thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,735thHealthiest Citizens: 2,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,739thHighest Average Incomes: 3,802ndMost Developed: 3,893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,843rdSmartest Citizens: 6,562ndRudest Citizens: 6,838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,722ndMost Conservative: 10,461stMost Cultured: 10,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,376thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,930thBest Weather: 20,198thHighest Economic Output: 21,011thMost Authoritarian: 23,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,217th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the region

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