Population | 8.3 billion |
Capital | Seal City |
Leader | George Jenkins |
Currency | seal teeth |
Animal | dragon seal |
The Republic of New Seallands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by George Jenkins with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.3 billion New Seallanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seal City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient New Seallandsian economy, worth 313 trillion seal teeths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,741 seal teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, autocrats are persona non grata, and it's best not to ask what goes into Seal City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Seallands's national animal is the dragon seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
New Seallands is ranked 178,370th in the world and 2,585th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 81.06472589632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Seallands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : New Seallands's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : New Seallands's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : New Seallands relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
- : New Seallands was refounded in Osiris.
- : New Seallands ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : New Seallands was endorsed by The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil.
- : New Seallands was endorsed by The Nation of Yusan.
- : New Seallands was endorsed by Bannocks of babel.
- : New Seallands was endorsed by The Federation of Krauanagaz.