The Republic of New Saharia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Executor Jason Ellecon with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 8.166 billion Saharians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edekar. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Saharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,188 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Executor Jason Ellecon reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Saharia's national animal is the Battlecruiser, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not stated.

New Saharia is ranked 31,013^th in the world and 17^th in The Galactics Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.13 law-abiding acts per hour.