The Constitutional Monarchy of New Pleasantland is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.625 billion New Pleasantlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Pleasantlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion Royal Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 130,296 Royal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Warthogs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and Leader's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Pleasantland's national animal is the Warthog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Pleasantland is ranked 5,696^th in the world and 1^st in Gamer Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.42 law-abiding acts per hour.