The Constitutional Monarchy of New Philippine Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PM Rodrigo Del Calvacante with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 5.084 billion Filipinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quezon City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Empirean economy, worth 786 trillion Philippine Imperial Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,660 Philippine Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, extreme political groups are outlawed, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Empire's national animal is the The Northern Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Philippine Empire is ranked 115,393^rd in the world and 1,910^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,795.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.