The Principality of New Ordered is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 657 million New Ordered People have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kopas. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Happy Person economy, worth 32.0 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,742 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Private law firms are unheard of, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ordered's national animal is the Hippy Barn Gone Wrong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Ordered is ranked 91,665^th in the world and 277^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 17.71 flags saluted per person per day.