The Kingdom of New New Western Atlantic is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.697 billion New New Western Atlanticians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The New New Western Atlantician economy, worth 461 trillion Atlanticoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,636 Atlanticoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and New New Western Atlantician farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime is moderate. New New Western Atlantic's national animal is the Fish.

New New Western Atlantic is ranked 237,478^th in the world and 1^st in New New Western Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.01 law-abiding acts per hour.