The Republic of New New New New Hampshire is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 230 million New New New New Hampshireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong New New New New Hampshirean economy, worth 13.2 trillion Moxies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,594 Moxies, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a New New New New Hampshirean woman's work is never done, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. New New New New Hampshire's national animal is the Off-White Tailed Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New New New New Hampshire is ranked 61,104^th in the world and 6^th in The Anduavas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,008.17 Standard Monetary Units.