The Holy Empire of New New Dineenistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-King with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.618 billion New New Dineenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dineenistoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New New Dineenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,805 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,697 organs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,576,104 per year while the poor average 32,002, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New New Dineenistan's national animal is the tree monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dineenianism.

New New Dineenistan is ranked 5,158^th in the world and 253^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.79 law-abiding acts per hour.