Population | 12.251 billion |
Capital | Bobos |
Currency | Ska |
Animal | Bear |
The Republic of New Motatsia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.251 billion New Motatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobos. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient New Motatsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion Skas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,247 Skas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and government officials across New Motatsia are being "encouraged" to adopt Bears to set an example for the populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Motatsia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Motatsia is ranked 45,041st in the world and 80th in United Kingdom for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,894.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, government officials across New Motatsia are being "encouraged" to adopt Bears to set an example for the populace.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, students do more community service than homework.
- : Following new legislation in New Motatsia, beggars lack pockets for spare change.