The Empire of New Molsaar is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 352 million New Molsaarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hőlt. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Molsaarian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Atlantic Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 61,064 Atlantic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and New Molsaarians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Molsaar's national animal is the Unicorn.

New Molsaar is ranked 26,529^th in the world and 409^th in Europe for Most Pacifist, with 114.37 cheeks turned per day.