Population | 7.125 billion |
Capital | Vivar |
Leader | John Hoverland |
Currency | Kolu |
Animal | robin |
The United American States of New Minecraft 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Hoverland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.125 billion Minecraftians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vivar. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Menicraffic economy, worth 826 trillion Kolus a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,035 Kolus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Wintercrest, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Minecraft 2's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Minecraft 2 is ranked 178,589th in the world and 25th in Wintercrest for Most Stationary, with 80.4953651496 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Minecraft 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Wintercrest.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : New Minecraft 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in New Minecraft 2, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : New Minecraft 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : New Minecraft 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.