The People's nordic republic of New Lettonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Walter Brnjarüg Einfräger with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.231 billion New Lettonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helstockslo. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Lettonian economy, worth 515 trillion Dudettoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,827 Dudettoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Lettonians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through New Lettonia, most foreigners can't name the leader of New Lettonia, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lettonia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Lettonia is ranked 266,406^th in the world and 15^th in Intropicus for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.