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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,543rdMost Devout: 11,880thMost Developed: 12,972nd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For Orthodox Christianity
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Holy Byzantine

Population6.342 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderBasileus Basil II
FaithOrthodox

CurrencyOrthodox Pent
AnimalHoly Double Headed Eagle

The Empire of New Holy Byzantine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Basileus Basil II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.342 billion New Holy Byzantineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Holy Byzantinean economy, worth 865 trillion Orthodox Pents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,504 Orthodox Pents, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Love means always having to say you're sorry, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the clergy of Orthodox remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Holy Byzantine's national animal is the Holy Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

New Holy Byzantine is ranked 138,747th in the world and 1st in Jplay Alliance for Most Stationary, with 218.39924911328 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,543rdMost Devout: 11,880thMost Developed: 12,972ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,554thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,177thHighest Food Quality: 17,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,536thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,080thBest Weather: 20,309thMost Cultured: 21,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,912thSmartest Citizens: 22,952ndLargest Governments: 23,179thNicest Citizens: 24,157thMost Efficient Economies: 24,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,760thLowest Crime Rates: 25,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,146thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,567thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,146thHighest Average Incomes: 27,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,974thMost Patriotic: 29,244th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Holy Byzantine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, the clergy of Orthodox remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : New Holy Byzantine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, love means always having to say you're sorry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, third world countries are rich in "I Love Constantinople" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Holy Byzantine, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.

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