by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 12,488thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,151st
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New Hanisemphoriush

Population1.802 billion

Animalblack hawk

The Republic of New Hanisemphoriush is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.802 billion New Hanisemphoriushians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped New Hanisemphoriushian economy, worth 52.9 trillion regions a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,334 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hanisemphoriush's national animal is the black hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Hanisemphoriush is ranked 218,695th in the world and 1,382nd in Devide by Zero for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 39,031 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Authoritarian: 12,488thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,151st
Most Avoided: 123rd in the region

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