The Principality of New Genovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM and Monarch with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.987 billion New Genovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genovia City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Genovian economy, worth 286 trillion genoves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,255 genoves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the nation leads Europe for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Genovia's national animal is the Pear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Genovia is ranked 302,493^rd in the world and 1,290^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -323.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.