The Federal European Republic of New European Federation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gerao with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.116 billion Federationans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emelan. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federationan economy, worth 135 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,459 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Federationan weed picker are way up, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New European Federation's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mixed.

New European Federation is ranked 52,227^th in the world and 112^th in UEPU for Most Secular, with 25.45 Atheism Rate.