The Rzeczpospolita Biblijna of New Crywyzyxycynya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Valentyn Reubenoff with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.898 billion New Crywyzyxycynyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwycanxia Below. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Crywyzyxycynyan economy, worth 180 trillion skats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,902 skats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chancellor Valentyn Reubenoff's reputation is hard as nails, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Crywyzyxycynya's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelical Christianity.

New Crywyzyxycynya is ranked 13,986^th in the world and 1^st in The Region of Warsaw for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.