Population | 14.793 billion |
Capital | Beijokyo |
Leader | Tam |
Faith | Confucido |
Currency | Chian |
Animal | Dragon |
The Empire of New Chian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tam with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.793 billion New Chianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijokyo. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Chianian economy, worth a remarkable 5,686 trillion Chians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 384,426 Chians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Card collectors duel to the death, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and wandering New Chianians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Chian's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Confucido.
New Chian is ranked 1,462nd in the world and 5th in Chicken overlords for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 76,377.73 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
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- : New Chian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : New Chian was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Dominion of Thee Imperium 0f Man, killing 147 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : New Chian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : New Chian was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 946 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : New Chian was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 992 million survivors.
- : New Chian was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 1,088 million survivors.
- : New Chian was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 517 million survivors.
- : Following new legislation in New Chian, wandering New Chianians are known for their one-track minds.
- : Following new legislation in New Chian, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in New Chian, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.