Population | 16.214 billion |
Capital | Köbarnhavn |
Leader | Angela Renzi-Petersson |
Faith | Cisjia Rona |
Currency | Æ Avalonian Euro |
Animal | Sea Otter |
The Imperial Welfare Union of New Camelot of Avalonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Angela Renzi-Petersson with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.214 billion Upper Avalonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köbarnhavn. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Upper Avalonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,751 trillion Æ Avalonian Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,707 Æ Avalonian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. New Camelot of Avalonia's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cisjia Rona.
New Camelot of Avalonia is ranked 204,006th in the world and 130th in Atlanticana for Most Stationary, with 43.08877103428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, Angela Renzi-Petersson can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Æ Avalonian Euros each year.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, billions of Æ Avalonian Euros are spent to take high-quality photos of the Sea Otter Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in New Camelot of Avalonia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.