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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,056th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Endure
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Blang

Population9.841 billion

CapitalBling Blang

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalBison

The Democratic Republic of New Blang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.841 billion New Blangians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bling Blang. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Blangian economy, worth 777 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,994 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding New Blang, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Blang's national animal is the Bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Blang is ranked 95,383rd in the world and 103rd in Resuscitation for Most Stationary, with 474.254731199 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,056th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : New Blang's influence in Resuscitation fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : New Blang's influence in Resuscitation rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : New Blang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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