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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,127thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,609thMost Influential: 2,062nd
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We just don't know.
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New Bedre

Population1.241 billion

LeaderThe One Lord God

CurrencyBedridden Euro
Animalcommon flying dragon

The Holy Empire of New Bedre is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The One Lord God with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.241 billion New Bedreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midzenis. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bedrean economy, worth 168 trillion Bedridden Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,598 Bedridden Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, there's a mortuary next to every New Bedrean restaurant, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Bedre's national animal is the common flying dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Bedre is ranked 4,186th in the world and 224th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 163.73 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,127thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,609thMost Influential: 2,062ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,579thMost Secular: 3,707thRudest Citizens: 4,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,622ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,769thMost Avoided: 7,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,099thMost Developed: 11,585thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,546thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,189thHighest Average Incomes: 17,974thHealthiest Citizens: 18,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,997th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 164th in the regionMost Secular: 211th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 286th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionMost Avoided: 341st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 433rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 469th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 539th in the regionMost Average: 617th in the regionMost Developed: 683rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 708th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745th in the regionMost Influential: 774th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 777th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 852nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 856th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 872nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 891st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 900th in the region

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