The First Commonwealth of New Avalon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First Minister Hermione Alison Osis with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.191 billion New Avalonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlion. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Avalonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,663 trillion euromarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 157,975 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', when their backs are against the walls New Avalonians look out for gay men, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and one can wake up in New Avalon and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Avalon's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

New Avalon is ranked 105,306^th in the world and 182^nd in United Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,127.39 Standard Monetary Units.