by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 9,982nd
The Marxist Orthodox Empire of
Democratic Socialists
ես ուտում եմ հավի միս
Serzh Sargsyan
Managing Director
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Armenian Union

Population7.043 billion

CapitalNew Yerevan
LeaderSerzh Sargsyan
FaithArmenian Apostolic Church

Animaleagle and lion

The Marxist Orthodox Empire of New Armenian Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Serzh Sargsyan with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.043 billion Armenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yerevan. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Armenian Unionian economy, worth 294 trillion drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,759 drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Armenian Union's national animal is the eagle and lion, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Armenian Apostolic Church.

New Armenian Union is ranked 117,631st in the world and 3,970th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 814.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Income Equality: 9,982nd
Most Income Equality: 226th in the region

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