Population | 10.76 billion |
Capital | Aginaratha |
Leader | Alexis-Marie Raifort |
Faith | Calvinist Manichaeism |
Currency | Saphir |
Animal | Peacock |
The Kingdom of New Aradania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alexis-Marie Raifort with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.76 billion Aradanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aginaratha. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Aradanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,193 trillion Saphirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,822 Saphirs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
There's more vermin than ever on the metro, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, many friends and relatives of Alexis-Marie Raifort have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Aradania's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinist Manichaeism.
New Aradania is ranked 120,383rd in the world and 1st in Aionios for Most Stationary, with 297.88437185388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, many friends and relatives of Alexis-Marie Raifort have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : New Aradania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns.
- : Following new legislation in New Aradania, there's some really clean windows in Aradanian houses.