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Highest Crime Rates: 2,280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,692nd
The Free and Rational Territory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Greed is good!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neu Randheim

Population941 million

CapitalRational Freedom Playland And Casino
LeaderFirst Citizen Tiffany Geller

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
Animalvulture

The Free and Rational Territory of Neu Randheim is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by First Citizen Tiffany Geller with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 941 million radical free-thinkers with high IQ are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rational Freedom Playland And Casino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient very smart and dangerously entrepeneurial economy, worth 97.9 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,005 Almighty Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,993 per year while the poor average 9,451, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

Children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rational Freedom Playland And Casino, First Citizen Tiffany Geller has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Neu Randheim" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neu Randheim's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neu Randheim is ranked 319,549th in the world and 620th in United Democratic Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 0.61 average smiles per day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,692ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,895thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,621stMost Avoided: 4,178thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,547thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,750thLargest Retail Industry: 11,699thMost Secular: 14,887thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,912thTop
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Most Armed: 19,003rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,992ndMost Pro-Market: 28,076thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,178thMost Corrupt Governments: 31,176th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neu Randheim, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Neu Randheim" at foreigners.
  • : Neu Randheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Neu Randheim changed its national leader to "First Citizen Tiffany Geller".
  • : Neu Randheim changed its national capital to "Rational Freedom Playland And Casino".
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Randheim, First Citizen Tiffany Geller has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • : Neu Randheim altered its national flag.
  • : Neu Randheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Randheim, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rational Freedom Playland And Casino.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Randheim, children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Randheim, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.

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