Population | 941 million |
Capital | Rational Freedom Playland And Casino |
Leader | First Citizen Tiffany Geller |
Currency | Almighty Dollar |
Animal | vulture |
The Free and Rational Territory of Neu Randheim is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by First Citizen Tiffany Geller with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 941 million radical free-thinkers with high IQ are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rational Freedom Playland And Casino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.
The frighteningly efficient very smart and dangerously entrepeneurial economy, worth 97.9 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,005 Almighty Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,993 per year while the poor average 9,451, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.
Children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rational Freedom Playland And Casino, First Citizen Tiffany Geller has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Neu Randheim" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neu Randheim's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Neu Randheim is ranked 319,549th in the world and 620th in United Democratic Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 0.61 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Neu Randheim, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Neu Randheim" at foreigners.
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Neu Randheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Neu Randheim changed its national leader to "First Citizen Tiffany Geller".
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Neu Randheim changed its national capital to "Rational Freedom Playland And Casino".
- : Following new legislation in
Neu Randheim, First Citizen Tiffany Geller has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
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Neu Randheim altered its national flag.
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Neu Randheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in
Neu Randheim, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rational Freedom Playland And Casino.
- : Following new legislation in
Neu Randheim, children who write letters to Santa Claus end up in straitjackets.
- : Following new legislation in
Neu Randheim, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.