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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,840th
The Liberal Policestate of
Father Knows Best State
Fac Fortia et Patere
Influence
Superpower
Ministry of Security and Defense
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neu Katzlandia

Population4.17 billion

CapitalKatzburg
LeaderEmperor Zheng Zuo Yeet
FaithShagism

CurrencyShags
AnimalShag

The Liberal Policestate of Neu Katzlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.17 billion Neu Katzlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzburg. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Katzlandian economy, worth 860 trillion Shags a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,375 Shags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, the study of medicine is popular throughout Neu Katzlandia, every week is blindness awareness week, and many believe that Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Katzlandia's national animal is the Shag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shagism.

Neu Katzlandia is ranked 178,223rd in the world and 2nd in The Celtic Union of Celticae for Fattest Citizens, with 9.08 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,839thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,958thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,212thLargest Black Market: 4,243rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,251stHighest Average Incomes: 6,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,826thMost Avoided: 7,159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,469thMost Efficient Economies: 7,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,375thMost Developed: 8,823rdLargest Governments: 9,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,342ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,902ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,465thSmartest Citizens: 12,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,263rdMost Secular: 16,507thHighest Economic Output: 22,008thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,364th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, many believe that Emperor Zheng Zuo Yeet's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the study of medicine is popular throughout Neu Katzlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Katzlandia, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.

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