The Confederacy of Neu Engollon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council President Garavano with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.526 billion Neu Engollians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genève. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Engollian economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion Helvetis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,735 Helvetis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", there's a bright dawn ahead for Neu Engollon, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Engollon's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neu Engollon is ranked 34,573^rd in the world and 4^th in Teremara for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,417.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.