Population | 21.63 billion |
Capital | Ourem |
Leader | High King Alexandre |
Faith | The Church of Neru |
Currency | Real |
Animal | Neruvian Island Hound |
The Kingdom of Neru is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High King Alexandre with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 21.63 billion Neruviae are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ourem. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Neruvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,536 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,484 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, a passport is literally priceless, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and Neruviae are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neru's national animal is the Neruvian Island Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Neru.
Neru is ranked 82,602nd in the world and 670th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 581.27617659412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neru, Neruviae are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Neru, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
- : Neru was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.