Population | 7.686 billion |
Currency | gold |
Animal | cockroach |
The Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.686 billion Nepalis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Nepali Marines SLBM 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 182,592 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,649,152 per year while the poor average 2,443, a ratio of 674 to 1.
Nepali Marines SLBM 5 City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nepali Marines SLBM 5's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nepali Marines SLBM 5 is ranked 107,896th in the world and 6th in DGO for Most Stationary, with 377.35199460568 days.
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- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5's influence in DGO rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5's influence in DGO rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5's influence in DGO rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5's influence in DGO rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5's influence in DGO rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Nepali Marines SLBM 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.