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Largest Gambling Industry: 413thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 576thHighest Crime Rates: 602nd
The Armed Republic of
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Nepali Marines SLBM 5

Population7.686 billion

Currencygold
Animalcockroach

The Armed Republic of Nepali Marines SLBM 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.686 billion Nepalis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nepali Marines SLBM 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 182,592 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,649,152 per year while the poor average 2,443, a ratio of 674 to 1.

Nepali Marines SLBM 5 City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nepali Marines SLBM 5's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nepali Marines SLBM 5 is ranked 107,896th in the world and 6th in DGO for Most Stationary, with 377.35199460568 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 413thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 576thHighest Crime Rates: 602ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 657thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 736thFattest Citizens: 846thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 898thMost Armed: 1,021stMost Avoided: 1,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,101stNudest: 1,105thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,164thRudest Citizens: 1,254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,117thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,508thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,072ndHighest Drug Use: 4,300thMost Efficient Economies: 5,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,911thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,945thHighest Average Incomes: 13,107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,620thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,322ndHighest Economic Output: 19,348thMost Pro-Market: 24,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,728thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,945th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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