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Rudest Citizens: 2,111thHighest Crime Rates: 2,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,779th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Staaaaay Fresh Off The Hook! Chaos Within Order!
Influence
Auxiliary
Minister of the National Survey
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Neo Splatoonia

Population1.332 billion

CapitalInkopolis
LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.332 billion Inklings and Octarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 201 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,112 super sea snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 798,535 per year while the poor average 15,186, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 7,867th in the world and 8th in The Vincence Empire for Most Armed, with 10.14 Weapons Per Person.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,111thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,511thLargest Retail Industry: 5,081stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,205thMost Armed: 7,867thNudest: 7,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,891stMost Devout: 11,636thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,350thHighest Average Incomes: 13,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,661stMost Efficient Economies: 14,717thMost Avoided: 17,248thMost Inclusive: 18,013thLargest Black Market: 19,985thHighest Drug Use: 20,062ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,252ndMost Cultured: 22,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,885th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Neo Splatoonia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Neo Splatoonia's influence in The Vincence Empire fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Neo Splatoonia lodged a message on the The Vincence Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Neo Splatoonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Neo Splatoonia in search of Great Zapfish.

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