The Queendom of Neo Azuria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sovereign Azure with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.049 billion Azurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skyloch. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azurian economy, worth 92.9 trillion lazulis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,534 lazulis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sovereign Azure has just been declared ruler of Neo Azuria in an international press conference, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Azuria's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Azuria is ranked 72,001^st in the world and 2^nd in The United Order of Sillies for Most Extreme, scoring 27.21 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.