Population | 6.888 billion |
Capital | Camelot |
Leader | Chancellor Arthur Pendragon |
Currency | Gald |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Holy Republic of Neo Avallon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Arthur Pendragon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.888 billion Neo Avallonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo Avallonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion Galds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 218,056 Galds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, genetic researchers have been expelled, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo Avallon's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Neo Avallon is ranked 306,364th in the world and 19th in Astral Sea for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.67 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.