Population | 18.326 billion |
Capital | ⚽😎☕ |
Leader | 💪💀🤡 |
Faith | 🐸⚽💰 |
Currency | 🎰🍔🍕 |
Animal | 🐙🐆🐒 |
The 💀💣👄 of NeilCo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by 💪💀🤡 with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.326 billion 😱🤯🤬 are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⚽😎☕. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 😱🤯🤬 economy, worth a remarkable 6,598 trillion 🎰🍔🍕s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 360,079 🎰🍔🍕s, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NeilCo's national animal is the 🐙🐆🐒, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🐸⚽💰.
NeilCo is ranked 80,824th in the world and 1st in GO AWAY for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
- : NeilCo agreed to construct embassies between GO AWAY and Mitteleuropa.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : NeilCo was banned from Majestia by The Colony of A Day at Sea.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in NeilCo, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.